A long time ago, when the earth was young, Maker decided which animals got which powers. What to do about pigs and raccoons, who stole food from everyone? Maker decided pigs would squeal when they found food and wag their tails when they ate. Raccoons, with their masks, always looked like robbers. Thus, the animals of the world were given fair warning about these devious fellows and that’s why, on his ark, Noah said, “Raccoons and Pigs Down Below!”