A miserable man named Fig lived alone in a creaky castle. He was wealthy but so what? One day, a noisy carton arrived. Opening it, Fig found a blue parrot, who squawked, “Hello! I’m Beaky. Who the hell are you? I’m 90 and I’m yours.” Fig became a curious, happy man. He learned parrots live up to 100! His castle became “Birdland,” hosting orphan birds. The 10 people who cleaned and fed the birds became Fig’s friends. A happy, noisy ending at Birdland.